Small Vampire Teeth - Scarecrow Inc. - White
Get to the point already! Let's face it. Regular teeth? Boring. Incisors? Blah. Nobody was ever im...Get to the point already! Let's face it. Regular teeth? Boring. Incisors? Blah. Nobody was ever impressed by those little white chopping teeth. And don't even get us started on molars. So drab, so base, so vanilla. No one, in the history of humanity, was anyone ever impressed by boring ol' human teeth. Why would they be? Showing all your teeth is usually done as a friendly gesture, dispensing warm fuzzy feelings to onlookers. Well, that's not good enough. We want you to be able to do more when you flash those pearly whites. We want you to be able to strike fear into the heart of anyone you smile at. And the best way to do that? A sleek pair of fangs, of course. Fun Details We know, we know, good fangs don't just grow in gums. Often, people who are interested in getting pointy teeth can't come about them naturally. Trust us. We've inquired. But vampires aren't particularly receptive to being chased down so you can ask them questions about their dental work. That's why we have this magnificent alternative. With our Small Vampire Teeth, you can acquire your own fierce fangs instantly (no vampire transactions required)! These delicately-pointed dearies cap over your own dreary canines so you can deploy fear-inducing fangs at will! They are completely customizable in their fit, and can be re-used multiple times! Even better, they are temporary so you can choose exactly when you'd like to terrorize everyone around you. How neat is that? Fang-tastic! So despair not, young creatures of the night and humans-up-to-no-good! We've got your back... or rather your fangs. That is, the fangs you need to strike panic into the hearts of those around you. We have those! And now you can too! We don’t want to oversell this Small Vampire Teeth kit like the picture on the package. Because if you weren’t born with a butane lighter behind your teeth, we don’t know of a single dental prosthesis that’s going to let you spit literal tongues of flame. But we can say that the polished look of these pint-sized pearly whites will help you turn up the heat of your sultry vampire outfit! Come to think of it, the makers probably assumed the photograph would speak for itself. But we’re so committed to great-looking costumes that it can be hard to tell how much fire is too much! And it’s also worth mentioning that this kit includes everything you need to mold these reusable fanglets to the contours of your real teeth. That means that the one-time customization process is all it takes to make them a permanent fixture in your Halloween cosmetics kit!
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